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Announcement! (Bezahlung Aufmerksamkeit!)

Actually, keep doing whatever it was that you were doing... this won't require but 30% of your available processing power.

This news has been "exciting" by the management, and now you may become aware of it's implications. Enough so, that we are obligated to post this announcement here, on the Studio Maelstrom website and cantina.

Studio Maelstrom is happy and pleased and tortuously bound up inside to announce the addition of a new/old artist to our studio franchise! Again, this has already happened... but the announcement is new.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, meet:

Artist Name Missing

(not an actual representation)

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He/she is between the ages of 15 and 75, and loves to meddle in the forbidden arts and make useful things for around the home! We think he/she will be a wonderful addition to our semi-formal creative business arrangement! If the liberal use of exclamation marks does not convince you to experience relative levels of excitement in response to this formal announcement, perhaps the following facts will:

1. Artist Name Missing is a secret person of great significance and local prestige.

2. Artist Name Missing will soon prepare artistic works exclusively for/by Studio Maelstrom

3. Artist Name Missing wishes to go unnoticed through the streets and alleys of modern civilization much in the same way Banksy is able to eat as much fried chicken as he wants in public, while maintaining an effective perception of personal artistic integrity.

4. Artist Name Missing wishes you to stop asking questions and start answering emails.

For the staff here at SM, we just couldn't be more thrilled that we may be earning some kind of exotic commission off this sucker's art.

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